Man looking like Mummy with bandages over his face kidnapped by smugglers
In a bizarre development, a man with bandages wrapped all over his face was mistaken as a Mummy and kidnapped by a group of artifacts smugglers earlier today.
Bhootnath Sharma, the kidnapped man, had some really nasty cuts while shaving and he was trying to hide those by having that dressing over his face.
“He has been a regular user of shaving blade, and thus a regular victim of shaving cuts. I don’t remember a single occasion when he did not have single cut on his face. I am not sure if he is clumsy or is it his razor. It’s not just agony for him but an eye sore for us too with his face covered in bandage. We told him to either go to a barber or switch to an electric shaver or become a bearded grandpa,” a close friend of Bhootnath told Faking News.
“But instead of appearing like a grandpa, he ended up looking like a Mummy, and now he has ended up being kidnapped!” the friend added.
Sources confirm that Bhootnath was often seen with some or the other part of his face hidden under such first aid treatments. Most of his neighbors never saw his original face. “He’s been staying for almost 5 years now and I don’t even know how he looks. If he removed his bandage, I am pretty sure I would fail to recognize him. I mean most of the people who stay here do not know what lies beneath those bandages. He would need an id-proof to convince us,” said Bhootnath’s neighbor.
This morning, he was sleeping in the society park where some smugglers saw him. Apparently, they thought he was some Mummy and immediately planned to make quick bucks by selling him to some museum. The smugglers tied him up and took him away before anyone could raise an alarm.
Bhootnath was immediately dumped in a kidnapping van, but the smugglers soon realized that their Mummy was never dead, when their victim woke up and tried to resist the kidnapping attempt.
At first he smugglers were scared at the sight of an apparition but Bhootnath soon confessed to them and owned up his reality of being a living Mummy. He told them how he ended up looking like a mummy thanks to razor blades that got him those nasty cuts while shaving.
Reportedly, one of the kidnappers was so touched by his story that he gifted him Philips Aquatouch electric shaver. “You don’t have to look like a mummy anymore. Use this and free yourself from all those shaving cuts. It’s easier, quicker and safer,” said one kidnapper.
However, the other kidnapper was less than forgiving for wasting their time. He thought Bhootnath deserved to be taught a lesson for using razor blades that led to him using bandages on his face.
“What age are you living in? Who uses blades even after being cut so regularly? Such guys should definitely be sent to museum!” screamed the second kidnapper.