Man claims shaving cuts as fashion statement to hide the fact he still uses blades
Ishtyle Kumar, a man in his early twenties claimed that shaving cuts on his cheeks and chin were fashion statements and he felt “cool” having them.
“Cut marks on the face goes well with my ripped jeans and make a perfect style statement,” said Ishtyle, supporting his bizarre fashion sense.
Ishtyle believes that smooth un-cut cheeks are for girls, and not for “real men” like him.
He went to the extent of saying that cuts define a man and are signs of masculinity.
“It adds to my X-factor and makes me look manlier. My girlfriend calls me Gladiator. She also feels more secure with me, as I look like a devil with these cuts and nobody dares to challenge me. There were several occasions when I picked up fights with strangers and they cowed down. I think the cuts on my face added to the fear factor,” he added further.
However, Ishtyle’s close friends reveal a completely different story.
“On the day Ishtyle was going for the first date with his girlfriend and he was already late as usual. We all know how women hate guys who are not punctual and it was his first date, so you can imagine how hard pressed he was for time. So, he hurriedly went on with his shaving and in the process he had a few cuts on his face. So in order to maintain the same look from top to bottom, he ripped off his jeans. Just to hide the fact that he still uses blades,” disclosed Ishtyle’s roommate.
Initially, even Ishtyle’s girlfriend was shocked to see him in such condition where he looked more like a homeless person than someone who was on his first date, but somehow he could convince her.
However, he’s been struggling to convince others even after using torn shoes and shirts to go along with his torn face thanks to his shaving blade and shaving style. Ishtyle even tried to promote his fashion by appearing at a prime-time TV news debate:
One of his colleagues further reveals that once Ishtyle reached office wearing torn formal wear and torn shoes as he had got another cut on his face. He was stopped at the gate by guards, who thought that Ishtyle was a beggar.
Finally Ishtyle’s roommate came to his rescue. His roommate who regularly uses an electric shaver, explained to Ishtyle about how he would never have to pass off his razor cuts as style and at the same time impress his girlfriend. Killing two birds with a single stone.
“I think now he is seriously reconsidering his style and has decided to get rid of those cuts and nicks. I saw him get rid of his old razor and yesterday he bought Philips Aquatouch. I am pretty sure that his girlfriend is also happy to see him without his earlier ‘weird sense of style’,” revealed his roommate.
“Now he will need to get neat and clean clothes to go along with his latest shaving partner,” he added.